20 ways avoid boredom at work
November 6, 2008 by Katie Skow
Filed under Biz
A friend who just so happens to be a VERY BORED disgruntled employee working in a large corporation just sent me this via email (author unknown). Although some jokes are better than others, you’ll find something to laugh at so I couldn’t resist sharing it here and brightening up your work day.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN.”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write “For Sexual Favors.”
7. Finish all your sentences “In accordance with the prophecy.”
8. Don’t use any punctuation.
9. As often possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-thru order is “to go.”
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
Bottom.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, “I WON, I WON!”
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, “run for your lives! They’re loose!”
19. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.” (it’ll at least get the dishes done for you!)
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity…
Send this blog post to someone who needs a laugh!
Its called … therapy.
